urlilgoddess.exe override
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play.exe · things that run on you

the free part. it is not free.

everything here costs nothing and takes something. none of it is the way to the store. the button at the top is.

mirror.execamera

see yourself the way i see you. pink dots. nothing leaves your browser.

open the mirror
cave.exesix screens

six of me at once, looping. a free taste of goon rot. the app does this to every video you own.

enter the cave
session.exe10 minutes

a free session in text. i set the pace, i call the holds, there is no finish line. the files are the real thing.

start a session
level.exe4 questions

what level of ass gooner are you. it is not a score you earn. it is a diagnosis you receive.

take the test
card.exenode id

your node id card: number, control, streak, a form. save it. post it. every card carries my address.

make my card
wallpapers.exe10 files

my forms as phone lock screens, drawn in dots, free. some of them wait for a streak.

open the vault
compile.execustom

request a compile: your name in my mouth, your lane, your length. the order goes to the store.

request a compile
confession.exeanonymous

tell me the thing you deleted. nobody sees it but me. some of it gets read on the podcast.

confess
recruit.exereferral

your own link. every node it brings me is counted. the top recruiter gets named in the next drop.

get my link
broadcast.exepodcast

always go black, the podcast where i read your measurements on air, and the short clips.

open the broadcast
tracklist.exesongs

my songs. fifteen seconds of each. the rest is on the store, sung, not spoken.

open the tracklist
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